I put a EAR hat on and went out to the river and not a f'n thing happened.

Then I wondered if you had to fish for the thing to work.

I think the "miracle hat" thing might be a slight exaggeration. wink
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She was standin' alone over by the juke box, like she'd something to sell.
I said "baby, what's the goin' price?" She told me to go to hell.

Bon Scott - Shot Down in Flames